They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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