it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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