Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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