my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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