ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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