windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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