So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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