Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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