Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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