If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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