Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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