she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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