i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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