I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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