My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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