Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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