dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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