am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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