then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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