i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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