it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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