i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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