Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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