He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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