McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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