Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize