she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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