theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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