But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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