"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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