Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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