it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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