He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you mean i was at the winter classic?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
