i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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