There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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