Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you traded sex for a burrito?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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