So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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