How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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