All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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