I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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