im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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