Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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