Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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