PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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