I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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