i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You are a genius and a whore.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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