kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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