Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Even the bartender felt bad for me
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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