Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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