grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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