The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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