i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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