yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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