Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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