Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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