I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize