Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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