Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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