I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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