Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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