Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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