I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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