we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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