Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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